Because when the servers die, you still deserve fries.
Prepared by CloudChef v0.0.404 — may contain bugs, bytes, and gluten.
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What is this?
A cursed prototype that pretends to download food from the cloud while the internet collapses — with sound, secrets, and emotional ramen.
Who cooks the food?
A half-sentient AI sous-chef trained on expired UberEats data, cursed to cook until the servers melt.